emo definition: Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

emo about emo: “Emo” is not short for “Emotional.” “Emo” does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. “Emo” is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. “Emo” is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as “My arms are like pinecones,” and most definitely is not the rampant use of words such as “autumn,” “heart,” “knife,” “bleeding,” “leaves,” and “razorblade.”

emo feelings: You cannot get laid and cry all day long about it.

emo conversation:

girlfriend: C’mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I’m too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I’m sad too. Let’s have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I’m already crying.

emo picture:

emo guy in love with his pikachu.